Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny mustache jokes. From puns to one-liners, we’ve got all the jokes you need to make you chuckle.
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Jokes about mustaches
What’s a mustache’s favorite food?
A can of soup!
Why did the mustache cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What’s a mustache’s favorite type of cheese?
A sharp cheddar!
Why did the mustache go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling a little fuzzy!
Jokes about people with mustaches
What do you call a guy with a mustache and no job? A bum!
What do you call a guy with a mustache and a job? A pimp!
What do you call a guy with a mustache and two jobs? A thief!
Jokes about famous people with mustaches
Famous people with mustaches often become the subject of jokes. Here are some examples:
Q: Why did the man grow a mustache?
A: To look like his father!
Q: How does a man with a mustache know when he’s eating soup?
A: When it’s too hot to shave!
Q: How does a man with a mustache know when he’s eating spaghetti?
A: When he has to use a fork!
Q. What’s the difference between a man with a mustache and a snowman?
A. A snowman has two more carrots!