Looking for some funny music jokes for kids? Check out our list of the best jokes about music, perfect for any little musician in your life!
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Jokes About Music
Why did the chicken go to the serenade? To get to the other side. Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? Because it kept saying, “Bach, Bach, Bach!” Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.
Jokes About Instruments
Why did the musician put his piano in the doorway?
-So he could practice his scales!
How do you fix a broken tuba?
-With a tuba glue!
How can you tell if a trumpet is too small?
-If it fits in your lunch box, it’s too small.
Why are violas so large?
-So they can be seen in the back row!
Jokes About Music Genres
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side… of the music genres!
Why did the duck go to the music store?
To buy some quack tracks!
Why did Beethoven keep killing his chickens?
Because they kept interrupting his composition!
Why was the musician arrested? For treble clef!
Jokes About Music Theory
Why do musicians always have to practice?
Because they can’t just Wing it!
Why was the piano hungry?
Because it was a little flat!
Why couldn’t Beethoven find his wallet?
Because it was Bach!
Funniest Music Jokes
Kids love music and they love jokes, so why not combine the two? Here are some of the funniest music jokes for kids. These jokes are sure to get a few laughs.
Jokes About Musicians
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other band!
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to get in treble!
How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs!
Jokes About Singers
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side…
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side…
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other… oh wait!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
Why did Justin Bieber cross the road?
To get to his beliebers!
Jokes About Bands
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent!
Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? Because it crossed the road!
Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? It’s usually still in the case.
Why don’t drummers catch colds as often as other people? Because they have great immunity!
How do you keep a drummer in suspense? I’ll tell you tomorrow.
How many sound men does it take to change a light bulb? “1…2…1,2,3,4…”
What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend? Homeless.
Music Puns
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other band! What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! Why did the musician use a drum machine? Because he wanted to make some synth music!
Jokes About Music Terms
Why was the big bass drum ashamed of its size? Because it was too tonights.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other chord!
Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are easy to see right through.
What do you get when you cross a piano with a tropical fruit? A melon-collie!
Jokes About Music Notes
Why did the music note cross the road?
To get to the other note!
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he looked in their coop, all he could see wereconcerti!
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because they are easy to see right through.
Jokes About Music Symbols
Why was the music teacher mad at Beethoven?
Because he always had Bach in his hands!
Why did the chicken dance to the disco?
Because it was funky chicken!
How does a snowman get to work?
By icicle!
How do you make a trombone sound louder?
By putting your hand in the bell!
