Looking for some funny mummy jokes to make you smile? We’ve got you covered! Check out our collection of jokes about mummies, from silly to spooky.
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Jokes about Mummies
How did the mummy feel after her birthday party?
All wrapped up!
Why did the archaeologists be so mummified?
Because they were specimens!
What does a mummy use to hold its bandages together?
Sticky tape!
Mummy Puns
Mummy puns are a hilarious way to get a laugh out of your friends and family. Whether you’re looking for a Halloween joke or just a fun play on words, these mummy puns will definitely make you smile.
-What do you call a mummy with a sense of humor? A wrap star!
-Why did the mummy go to the movies by himself? He wanted to see The Mummy!
-Why did the mummy cross the road? To get to the other bandage!
-What do you call a scaredy-cat mummy? A scaredy-bandage!
-What do you call a mummy who’s always late? A wraftime clock!
-Why did the mummy stop going to the gym? He was afraid of getting wrapped up in it!
Mummy One-Liners
Are you looking for some funny mummy jokes? Well, you’ve come to the right place. Here are some great mummy one-liners that will make you smile.
-Why did the mummy go to the movies? To see The Mummy!
-Why did the mummy cross the road? To get to the other tomb!
-What do mummies like on their hot dogs? Wraps!
-What’s a mummies favorite type of food? Wrap food!
-What’s a mummies favorite TV show? The Amazing Race!
Mummy Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda you know how to make a mummy smile?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tabby.
Tabby who?
No one knows, that’s why it’s called a mystery!
Mummy Questions
Q: What does a mummy pizza taste like?
A: Extra wrapped!
Q: How do mummies stay in shape?
A: By exercising their rights!
Q: What happens when a mummy doesn’t get enough sleep?
A: They start to unravel!
Q. How does a mummy listen to music?
A. With its tombstone!
