Make your day with a smile by reading our funny muffin jokes. These jokes are sure to make you laugh out loud.
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Muffin Jokes
Why did the muffin go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crummy! If you’re looking for a laugh, check out our collection of muffin jokes. From puns to one-liners, we’ve got all the muffin humor you need to start your day off with a smile.
What do you call a muffin without a top?
A muffin without a top is called a “muffin top.”
What’s a muffin’s favorite type of bread?
What’s a muffin’s favorite type of bread?
Whole wheat!
How does a muffin get out of a car?
I don’t know, but when he does, he’s a muffin!
More Muffin Jokes
Did you know that September is National Muffin Month? In honor of this delicious month, we’ve collected some of the best muffin jokes out there. These jokes are sure to make you smile. So enjoy a few laughs and start your day off with a smile with these muffin jokes.
Why did the muffin go to the doctor?
The muffin went to the doctor because it wasn’t feeling well. The doctor asked the muffin what was wrong, and the muffin said it didn’t know. The doctor prescribed some medicine for the muffin, and the muffin took it. After a few days, the muffin felt better and went back to the doctor to thank him.
What do you call a muffin with a lot of nuts?
What do you call a muffin with a lot of nuts?
A Nutty Muffin!
How does a muffin get to school?
In a muffin tin!
Why did the blueberry muffin feel lonely?
Because he was out of his depth!
What kind of muffin can jump out of bed?
A spring Muffin!
Even More Muffin Jokes
Why did the muffin go to the doctor?Because he was feeling crummy!
How does a muffin answer the phone?
“Hello, muffin,” he said into the phone.
What do you call a muffin with no eyes?
I don’t know, what do you call a muffin with no eyes? A muffin!
How does a muffin like its coffee?
How does a muffin like its coffee?
With a smile and a “muffin top”!
