Funny Mother’s Day Jokes to Make Mom Smile

Here are some funny Mother’s Day jokes that are sure to make Mom smile. From classic Mom jokes to ones that are a little more risque, we’ve got you covered.

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Jokes for Kids

Here are some jokes to make your mom smile on Mother’s Day. If you want to make her laugh, try one of these funny Mother’s Day jokes.

Jokes about Moms

Q: What’s a mom’s favorite type of flower?
A: A mother’s day-off!

Q: How does a mom make coffee?
A: She presses the “F” key!

Q:Why did the mom cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!

Q: How many mommies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but she gets tired halfway through and asks her son to finish it up!

Jokes about Dads

Q. What’s a dad’s favorite type of music?
A. Anything he can sing along to in the car!

Q. How does a dad change a lightbulb?
A. He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Q. Why did Dad put wheels on the chair?
A. So it would be easier to get in and out of the kitchen!

Jokes for Adults

No matter how old you are, your mother will always be there for you. So why not make her laugh this Mother’s Day with some hilarious jokes? We’ve gathered some of the funniest Mother’s Day jokes to get you started.

Jokes about Moms

What’s a mom’s favorite type of cookie?
One that’s already gone!

What did the pelican say to the mother duck?
You can kiss my a**!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side…of the house!

Why don’t ducks tell jokes?
Because they might quack up!

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It’s time to sweep up this place, we have company coming over!

Jokes about Dads

1. Did you know that Father’s Day is the third most popular day for phone calls to Dad?
2. What’s a perfect breakfast for Father’s Day?
3. Why does it take so long to make a Father’s Day card?
4. How many fathers does it take to pop popcorn?
5. Why don’t fathers ever use flashlights?
6. What did the dad say when his son asked him for a car for Father’s Day?
7. How much should you give your dad for Father’s Day?
8. How can you tell that your dad is getting old?

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