Celebrate Mother’s Day with some good, clean humor! Here are some of our favorite funny Mother’s Day jokes that are perfect for church.
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Jokes about Mothers
Why did God give us mothers? So we would have someone to blame everything on when we were kids. Just kidding, Mom! But seriously, what would we do without our mothers? They’ve always been there for us, even when we don’t deserve it. So this Mother’s Day, let’s show our appreciation with some jokes!
Jokes about mothers-in-law
What’s the best way to describe your mother-in-law’s cooking?
Edible, but with multiple instructions.
What do you call your mother-in-law when she falls down the stairs?
A trip hazards.
How many mother-in-laws does it take to change a light bulb?
It depends, if it’s something she said she would do herself then we will never know.
Jokes about mothers and daughters
There’s nothing like a mother’s love, except maybe a daughter’s. The bond between mothers and daughters is unbreakable, even if they do drive each other crazy sometimes. These funny mother-daughter jokes are the perfect way to celebrate that special relationship—even if you can’t be together on Mother’s Day.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side—of the driveway!
How many mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but she really needs help from her daughter.
What’s a mother’s favorite TV show?
Anything her daughter is in.
Why did the mother cross the road?
To get to her child’s school!
What do you call a mother who works two jobs and still has time for her children?
Supermom!
Jokes about mothers and sons
Q: What’s a mom’s favorite type of son?
A: A middle child
Q. What did the mama bird say to her baby bird when he opened his mouth?
A. “Son, I raised you better than that!”
Q. How does a mother make her son “behave”?
A. By making him see how it feels to have a younger brother!
Jokes for Mothers
It’s Mother’s Day, which means it’s time to celebrate the wonderful women in our lives with flowers, cards, and of course, jokes! Here are some of our favorite Mother’s Day jokes that are perfect for church.
Jokes about mothers and food
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side – of the refrigerator.
How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but she really has to yell at it to get it to turn all the way.
Why are mothers like parking spaces?
Because they’re always taken.
Why is it called a “TV dinner?”
Because that’s what my mom called it when I was watching it.
Jokes about mothers and housework
Q: Why did God create mothers?
A: Because fathers couldn’t handle the housework by themselves!
Q: How many mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes a whole village to get her to stop talking about it.
Q: Buy a new house?
A: No, mother-in-law is coming to live with us again.
Q: How can you tell if your mother is getting fat?
A: She starts to wear her husband’s shirt buttoned all the way up.
Jokes about mothers and their children
Motherhood is often wonderful, but it isn’t always easy. Sometimes, you just need a little bit of humor to help you get through the day. Here are some jokes about mothers and their children that will hopefully make you laugh.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mother duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mother goose cross the road?
To get to her goslings!
Why did the mother elephant cross the road?
To get to her baby!
