The Funniest (and Most Offensive) Jokes

The Funniest (and Most Offensive) Jokes – If you’re easily offended, stop reading now. If you can take a joke, keep scrolling for some of the funniest (and most offensive) jokes.

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Introduction

While it is important to be mindful of other peoples’ feelings, sometimes you just can’t help but laugh at a joke, no matter how offensive it may be. If you’re looking for a good laugh, check out some of the funniest (and most offensive) jokes below. But be warned – some of these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart!

The Funniest Jokes

Joke #1

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!

Joke #2

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.

Joke #3

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

The Most Offensive Jokes

Joke #1

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.

Why did the gym close down?
It just didn’t work out!

You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.

Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because they are easy to see through.

Joke #2

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

Joke #3

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Conclusion

We hope you enjoyed our roundup of the funniest (and most offensive) jokes. We know that humor is subjective, so if you didn’t find them funny, we’re sorry. But hey, at least they didn’t cost you $$$ like that time you went to see *Aladdin* in theaters.

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