A collection of the funniest monster jokes to make your day. If you’re looking for a laugh, look no further than these jokes about monsters.
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Monsters might be scary, but they can also be funny! Check out our collection of silly monster jokes that are sure to make you laugh.
The Three Little Pigs
A father pig and his three little pigs were relaxing in their living room when the father pig said, “I think it’s time we teach our children about the birds and the bees.”
The three little pigs looked at their father with confusion and said, “What are the birds and the bees?”
The father pig explained, “The birds are the male animals and the bees are the female animals. When they want to have babies, they get together and make them.”
The three little pigs thought about this for a moment and then one of them said, “I don’t think I understand.”
The father pig patiently explained again, “The male bird goes up to the female bee and says, ‘Hello, beautiful. I would like to make some baby birds with you.’ If she says yes, then they make baby birds together. If she says no, then he moves on to another bee.”
The three little pigs thought about this for a moment and then one of them said, “I still don’t understand.”
The father pig sighed and explained one more time, “The male bird goes up to the female bee and says, ‘Hello, beautiful. I would like to make some baby birds with you.’ If she says yes, then they make baby birds together. If she says no, then he moves on to another bee.”
Finally, the third little pig said, “Oh, I see now! So that’s how babies are made!”
The Big Bad Wolf
Once upon a time, there was a big bad wolf who terrorized the village. The villagers were so scared of him that they would run and hide whenever they saw him coming.
One day, the big bad wolf decided to dress up as a sheep and sneak into the village. When the villagers saw him, they thought he was just a harmless sheep and so they welcomed him with open arms.
The big bad wolf enjoyed fooling the villagers and began to visit them more often, always in disguise.
One day, he came to the village dressed as a flower. The villagers were so fooled by his disguises that they invited him to stay for lunch.
During lunch, the big bad wolf ate so much that his stomach started to hurt. Suddenly, he let out a huge burp! The flowers in his disguise fell out and the villagers realized that he was the big bad wolf in disguise!
They chased him out of the village and vowed never to be fooled by his disguises again!
The Three Billy Goats Gruff
The Three Billy Goats Gruff were crossing a bridge one day when they met a big, scary troll. The troll said, “I’m going to eat you for dinner!”
The first billy goat said, “No way! I’m too big for you to eat!”
The second billy goat said, “No way! I’m too strong for you to eat!”
The third billy goat said, “No way! I’m too smart for you to eat!”
The troll was so angry that he tried to eat all three billy goats, but he couldn’t catch them. So he had to let them go.
The Gingerbread Man
The Gingerbread Man was running away from a hungry fox. The fox saw the Gingerbread Man and said, “I’m going to eat you!” The Gingerbread Man said, “You can’t catch me!” The fox said, “I can’t catch you? I’m the fastest thing in the forest!” The Gingerbread Man said, “I’m the fastest thing in the world!” The fox said, “I don’t believe you.” The Gingerbread Man said, “Come and find out for yourself!” So, the fox chased the Gingerbread Man. The Gingerbread Man ran as fast as he could. He ran so fast that he ran right out of the forest!
Goldilocks and the Three Bears
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks. She went for a walk in the forest and came across a house. She knocked and, when no one answered, she walked right in!
Inside, she found three bowls of porridge. The first bowl was too hot, the second bowl was too cold, and the third bowl was just right. Then she found three chairs. The first chair was too big, the second chair was too small, and the third chair was just right. And lastly, she found three beds. The first bed was too hard, the second bed was too soft, and the third bed was just right.
Goldilocks lay down in the bed and fell asleep. Soon enough, the owner of the house – a family of bears – came home! The bears could see that someone had been in their house, and they soon found Goldilocks asleep in one of their beds!
Goldilocks woke up to see three bears standing over her! She screamed and ran out of the house as fast as she could!
The Little Red Riding Hood
One day, a little red riding hood went to visit her grandmother. Along the way, she met a big, bad wolf. The wolf asked her where she was going. The little red riding hood told him that she was going to visit her grandmother. The wolf told her that he would eat her if she didn’t take him with her. The little red riding hood agreed and took the wolf with her. When they got to the grandmother’s house, the wolf ate the grandmother and then dressed up in her clothes. The little red riding hood didn’t know it was the wolf until he ate her too.
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