Funny Monday Jokes for Kids

It’s Monday again! Here are some funny jokes to start the week off right.

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Monday jokes for kids are a great way to start the week off with a giggle! Here are some of our favorites:

Q: What does the man in the moon do on Monday mornings?
A: He pushes down the sun!

Q. Why did the chicken miss school on Monday?
A. Because he was sick of having poultry!

Q. How do you fix a serious Monday morning problem?
A. Tell it to wait until Tuesday!

Funny Monday Jokes

Mondays can be tough, so we’ve collected some of the best jokes to start your week off with a smile. These Monday jokes for kids are perfect for the lunchbox, or to keep in your back pocket for a rainy day.

Knock, knock jokes

Knock, knock jokes are a fun and easy way to get your kids laughing on Monday mornings. Here are some of our favorite funny Monday jokes for kids:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda who?
Wanda you know how to make a Monday better?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tabby who?
No one knows, that’s why it’s called a Tabby!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!


Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was…two tired!
Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side.

How do you catch a cheetah? You tie him to a post!
Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk? Because he wanted to work…under time!


Q: Why didn’t the sun go to school today?
A: Because it already has a million degrees!

Q. Why did the traffic light turn red?
A. You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?
A: At the I Scream store!

Q: How does a skeleton get into a car?
A: skeletons keys!


I hope you enjoyed these funny Monday jokes for kids. If you did, make sure to check out the rest of our jokes, including our school jokes, math jokes and science jokes. Laughing is good for you so make sure to do it every day!

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