Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny missing toe jokes. We’re sure you’ll find something to tickle your funny bone.
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Jokes about losing a toe
Q: What did the big toe say to the other toes?
A: I’m the boss around here!
Q: How many toes does a pirate have?
A: Arrrrgh! (Ten.)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side! (Or, to avoid being eaten by a fox.)
Jokes about finding a toe
What do you call it when you find a toe in your soup?
The toe-talitarianism state!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side… and find a toe!
Why did the two toes get married?
Because they were in love!
Jokes about toes in general
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the mosquito cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the cat cross the road?
A: Because it was hungry!
