Funny Missing Finger Jokes

Here are some of the funniest jokes about missing fingers. If you know any good ones that we missed, please share them in the comments!

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Joke #1

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the pirate cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the other site!

Joke #2

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Joke #3

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Joke #4

What do you call a man with no fingers on his right hand?

Lefty!

Joke #5

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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