Funny Jokes to Make You Miss Someone Less

Are you missing someone special? Here are some funny jokes to make you laugh and help you forget about your sadness for a little while.

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Jokes to Make You Miss Someone Less

Laughter is the best medicine, they say. And while that might not be a cure for missing someone, it can help ease the pain. If you’re looking for a good laugh to help take your mind off things, here are some funny jokes to make you miss someone less.

Clean jokes

What’s the best way to describe it when a woman says “She’s not into you”?

You’re not her type.

Corny jokes

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was…two tired!
Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it was mugged!
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange!

Silly jokes

Q. What’s the best way to describe it when two nuns are skiing?
A. Virgin snow!

Q. How does a rabbi make coffee?
A. Hebrews it!

Q. How does a snowman get to work in the morning?
A. By icicle!

Q: Why don’t ghosts like parties?
A: Because they have no body to dance with!

Jokes to Make You Smile

Laughter is the best medicine. If you’re missing someone, sometimes all you need is a good laugh. Here are some hilarious jokes to get you through the tough times.

Clean jokes

Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything

Q:Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out!

Q:You know what I saw today?
A: Everything I looked at.

Corny jokes

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!

Why did the gym close down?
It just didn’t work out!

You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.

Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because they are easy to see through.

Silly jokes

These jokes are perfect for making someone smile when they miss you.

-Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

-Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!

-Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!

-Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!

-Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!

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