Make your day with one of these funny mine jokes. You’re sure to get a chuckle out of these, even if you’re not a mining enthusiast.
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Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Puns
Q: Why did the miner stay up all night?
A: Because he was a light sleeper!
Q: Why was the rock candy upset?
A: Because it was mineral!
Q: Why did the geologist take a long lunch break?
A: Because he wanted to eat at his favorite restaurant, Rock Bottom!
Q: What’s a rock’s favorite flavor of ice cream?
A: Rocky Road!
Riddles
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.
Q: Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A: Because they are easy to see through.
Q: How do you catch a cheetah?
A: You tie him to a post!
One-liners
Q. What do you call a mine worker who can tell a good joke?
A. A Mine Entertainer!
Q. How does a miner keep his head warm?
A. By wearing a miners helmet!
Q: What do you get when you cross a mine worker and a doctor?
A: A miner who can prescribe pills!
