Funny Midwestern Jokes You’ve Never Heard Before

Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of Funny Midwestern Jokes You’ve Never Heard Before. From farmers to city folk, we’ve got something for everyone.

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Jokes about the Midwest

If you’re from the Midwest, you know that Midwest jokes are the best jokes. They’re so good, in fact, that you probably haven’t heard them all. Here are some of the funniest Midwest jokes you’ve never heard before.

Jokes about the weather

Why don’t people in the Midwest complain about the weather?

Because they know it could be worse!

Jokes about the food

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the cornfield!
Why did the milk go bad?
Because it didn’t have a cow to keep it fresh!
Why did the farmer plant his seeds in a square field?
So he could take more shortcuts!

Jokes about the people

“People in the Midwest are so friendly, it’s like they haven’t read the news.” – Conan O’Brien

“What do you call a successful farmer? A gentleman from the Midwest.” – Henny Youngman

“I’m from the Midwest. We don’t know how to make a living, but we know how to make a dying.” – Garrison Keillor

Jokes about the Midwest

Jokes about the Midwest are some of the funniest jokes around. If you’re from the Midwest, you know that these jokes are true. If you’re not from the Midwest, you’re in for a treat. These jokes are sure to make you laugh.

Jokes about the weather

Why do they always have Blizzards in the Midwest?
Because that’s where all the snowflakes are!

Why does it always seem to rain in the Midwest?
Because that’s where all the April showers are!

Why is it so hot in the Midwest in the summer?
Because that’s where all the hot air is!

Jokes about the food

Why do they call it the Midwest? Because everything is east of the Mississippi and west of the truth.

What do you call a John Deere tractor with a bad transmission? An unemployed redneck.

How do you keep a Dairy Queen from melting? By putting it in air conditioning!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Midwest!

Why are there so many flyover states in the Midwest? Because if people stopped to look, they might actually have to live there.

Jokes about the people

Why are Midwesterners so friendly?

Because they’re not used to hearing “No thank you, I don’t want your help.”

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