Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of Funny Middle Eastern Jokes You Haven’t Heard. These jokes are guaranteed to get a few chuckles.
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Jokes about Arabs
Jokes about being Arab
Why did the Arab cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What’s an Arab’s favorite fruit?
Date!
What do you call an Arab in a sandstorm?
A sandy Arab!
Jokes about Arab culture
Q: What’s the difference between an Arab and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking when you kill it.
Q: How many Arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Fifty. One to do it, and forty-nine to protest against the occupation.
Q: How many Arabs does it take to change a tire?
A: Twelve. One to do it, and eleven to jump up and down on the hood of the car screaming, “Allahu Akbar!”
Jokes about Iranians
Iranians are some of the funniest people in the world. But their sense of humor can be a bit different than what you’re used to. If you want to make an Iranian laugh, you might want to try one of these jokes.
Jokes about being Iranian
Q: Why don’t Iranians celebrate April Fool’s Day?
A: Because it’s against the law!
Q: Why are Iranians so bad at math?
A: Because they always have to count on their fingers!
Q: How many Iranians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one – but it takes him all night!
Jokes about Iranian culture
There are a lot of stereotypes and jokes about Middle Eastern culture, especially when it comes to Iran. Here are some funny jokes about Iranians that you might not have heard before.
-Why did the Iranian cross the road?
-To get to the other side!
-What do you call an Iranian with a sense of humor?
-A comedian!
-Why did the Iranian go to the doctor?
-Because he wasn’t feeling too well!
Jokes about Israelis
Israelis are known for their sense of humor, so it’s no surprise that there are a lot of jokes about them. Here are some of the funniest ones that you may not have heard.
Jokes about being Israeli
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the checkpoint.
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the checkpoint.
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side of the checkpoint.
How many Israelis does it take to change a light bulb?
Two—one to do it and one to complain about how much better it was in Egypt.
Jokes about Israeli culture
It’s no secret that Israelis love to joke around, and they have a lot of material to work with. From the country’s unique culture and history, to its politics and relations with its neighbors, there is no shortage of topics for comedians and everyday people to poke fun at.
Here are some of the funniest jokes about Israel and Israeli culture that will have you laughing out loud:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the checkpoints.
What’s the difference between an Israeli and a pizza?
A pizza doesn’t shout “Shalom!” when it’s delivered.
How do you know if someone is Israeli?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
Why don’t Israelis use umbrellas?
Because then they’d have to share them.
How many Israelis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two – one to do it, and one to complain about how much better the old one was.
