Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of the funniest Michigan jokes you’ve never heard. From local humor to inside jokes, we’ve got you covered.
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Michigan Jokes
Being from Michigan has its perks. We have some of the best beaches, the best food, and the best people. But we also have some of the best jokes. Here are a few of the funniest Michigan jokes you’ve never heard.
Yooper Jokes
Q: What do you call a Yooper with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How many Yoopers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink beer and cuss.
Q. What do you call a Yooper with no arms and no legs?
A. Trustworthy.
Upper Peninsula Jokes
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
Saugatuck Jokes
Saugatuck is a small town located in southwest Michigan on the shores of Lake Michigan. The town is known for its art galleries, antique shops, and the Saugatuck Dunes State Park.
Why did the chicken cross the road in Saugatuck?
To get to the other side of the Michigan Avenue bridge!
Funniest Michigan Jokes
Yooper Jokes
Q: What’s a Yooper’s favorite fruit?
A: The u-pick!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other shoeless person!
Q: How do you catch a cheapskate in Michigan?
A: Put a penny in the woods and wait for him to come back and get it!
Upper Peninsula Jokes
The Upper Peninsula (U.P.) of Michigan is a magical place. It’s home to towering forests, pristine lakes, and some of the friendliest people you’ll ever meet.
And, of course, it’s also home to some of the funniest Michigan jokes you’ve never heard. Here are a few of our favorites:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side…of the Mackinac Bridge!
Why did the U.P. resident cross the road?
To get to Target!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abominable snowman!
How do you know if someone is from the U.P.?
If they refer to Michiganders as “yoopers”!
Saugatuck Jokes
Saugatuck is a small town in Michigan that is known for its great art scene and its beautiful beaches. It’s also known for its funny Michigan jokes. Here are some of the best Saugatuck jokes you’ve never heard.
“Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the state.”
“Why did the Michigan State Spartans cross the road? To get to the other side of the Big Ten.”
“Why did the Wolverines cross the road? To get to Ohio State.”
