Funny Michael Jackson Jokes You Haven’t Heard

A list of funny Michael Jackson jokes that you haven’t heard before. If you’re a fan of the King of Pop, you’ll love these jokes!

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Joke #1

Why did Michael Jackson put a bucket on his head?

Because he wanted to be a bucket head!

Joke #2

How did Michael Jackson like his steak?

Well done.

Joke #3

Q: How does Michael Jackson like his doughnuts?
A: With lots of “loose change”!

Joke #4

Why did Michael Jackson always wear a glove?

To keep his hand from being eaten by a llama!

Joke #5

Why did Michael Jackson name his ranch “Neverland”?

Because that’s where the fun never ends!

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