Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny Miata jokes. Whether you’re a fan of the iconic sports car or just looking for a good chuckle, we’ve got you covered.
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Jokes
If you own a Miata, or know someone who does, laugh along with these jokes.
Short jokes
Q. Which car is most like a Miata?
A. A Corvette, because they’re both fun to drive, but you only want one in your garage.
Q. Why do Miatas havemud flaps?
A. To protect the little German cars next to them in traffic.
Q: Why are Miata drivers always smiling?
A: Because they know where all the curves are.
Long jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!Why did
the girl cross the road?
To get to
the store!Why did
the man cross
the road?
To get to
the other side!
One-liners
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Puns
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Miata side! Why are Miatas like clouds? Because they’re white and fluffy!
Short puns
Short puns are the best way to get a quick laugh. Here are some of our favorites:
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
-Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side!
-Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side!
-Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed!
-Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the other side!
Long puns
Puns are a matter of Taste. Some people love them, some people hate them. But there’s no denying that a well-crafted pun can make you smile.
Here are some of our favorite Miata puns:
“Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side… of the Miata!”
“Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side… of the Miata!”
“Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side… of the Miata!”
“Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the other side… of the Miata!”
One-liners
These Mazda Miata puns are sure to put a smile on your face. So whether you’re looking for a funny bumper sticker or just want to brighten someone’s day, check out these jokes.
-I’m not saying that I don’t like my Miata, but sometimes I wish it had a little more oomph.
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Miata dealer!
-What do you call a Miata with two seats? A Mazda!
-Why did the Miata cross the road? To get to the other side!
Car jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Miata side.
Short car jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the girl cross the road?To get to ฺthe chocolate store!
Long car jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the Miata cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the other side!
One-liners
Q. How does a Miata driver signal a turn?
A. By leaning out the window!
Q: Why do Mazda Miatas have heated seats?
A: So old ladies can keep their crotches warm in the winter.
Q: Why is the Miata like a software engineering degree from Stanford?
A: With either, you’ll never make much of a living, but you’ll have a lot of fun along the way!
