Laugh your way through these Miami Dolphins jokes. Whether you’re a fan of the team or not, these jokes will have you in stitches.
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Miami Dolphins Jokes
Why couldn’t the Miami Dolphins go to the Super Bowl?Because they were at the bottom of the NFL!
Why don’t the Miami Dolphins ever win?
It’s because they’re the dolphin- losers! Get it? Dolphin- los- ers?
Sorry, that was a terrible joke. But not as bad as the record of the Miami Dolphins, who are currently 0-7. Yikes.
The poor Dolphins have been through a lot lately. They fired their head coach after just four games, and their star quarterback, Ryan Tannehill, is out for the season with a knee injury.
So why not cheer up yourself and some Miami fans with some jokes about their favorite team? Here are some of our favorites:
Why did theMiami Dolphins go to the beach?
To get a tan!
Why are the Miami Dolphins like an old car?
Because they’re always in the garage!
Why don’t sharks eat dolphins?
Because they taste bad!
What’s the best way to describe the Miami Dolphins’ season?
There’s really no other way to describe the Miami Dolphins’ season than disappointing. They started off the season with so much promise, but they just couldn’t keep it up.
How do the Miami Dolphins spend their offseason?
How do the Miami Dolphins spend their offseason?
By perfecting their technique for next year’s hazing rituals!
More Miami Dolphins Jokes
Laugh at some of the funniest Miami Dolphins jokes. If you know any other good Miami Dolphins jokes that we don’t have here, please share them in the comments below.
What do you call a Miami Dolphins fan with a half-empty stadium?
A Miami Dolphins fan with a half-empty stadium is called a “realist.”
How many Miami Dolphins does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Miami Dolphins does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he has to do it twice because he can’t remember whether he changed it or not.
What’s the difference between the Miami Dolphins and a dollar bill?
You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
