Funny Memorial Day Jokes to Make You Smile

Looking for some funny Memorial Day jokes to make you smile? We’ve got you covered! Check out our collection of jokes about the holiday and everything that comes with it.

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As we remember the sacrifice of so many who have died serving our country, let us also take a moment to laugh at some of the funniest Memorial Day jokes. From barbecue to beach trips, these jokes will help you kick off summer with a smile.

Q: Why don’t chickens like Memorial Day?
A: Because they’re not tender enough!

Q: What does a zombie say on Memorial Day?
A: “brains… brains… brains!”

Q: How do you throw a space party?
A: You planet!

Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.

Q: Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A: Because they are easy to see through.

Jokes about the Military

Q: What’s the best way to describe it when a soldier doesn’t come home from war?

Jokes about Veterans

It’s not easy being a veteran. You have to put up with a lot of jokes about being old, grumpy, and out of touch. But we think that veterans are some of the funniest people around. Here are some of our favorite jokes about veterans.

Why did the veteran go to the doctor?
To get his annual physical!

Why did the veteran join the Army?
To get away from his family!

Why was the veteran’s wife so mad at him?
Because he forgot their anniversary!

What do you call a group of veterans?
An honor guard!

Jokes about Memorial Day

Why did the chicken cross the road on Memorial Day?
To get to the other side of the parade!

Why did the duck go to the dentist on Memorial Day?
Because he wanted to have a quack at it!

Why did the mosquito go to the beach on Memorial Day?
To get a tan!


We hope you have enjoyed our selection of Funny Memorial Day jokes. If you have any other favorites that you would like to share, please do so in the comments section below. From all of us here at FunTrivia, we would like to wish you a Happy Memorial Day!

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