Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny mechanic jokes. These jokes are sure to get you chuckling and brighten up your day.
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Why did the mechanic always wear protection while working?
Because he didn’t want to get screwed!
How many mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes him a while to figure out how to do it.
Q: Why did the mechanic break up with his girlfriend?
A: Because she was driving him crazy!
Why did the mechanic wear sunglasses to work?
To keep from being blinded by the flashing lights of the police cars!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the car!