Funny Mechanic Jokes to Make Your Day

Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny mechanic jokes. These jokes are sure to get you chuckling and brighten up your day.

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Joke #1

Why did the mechanic always wear protection while working?

Because he didn’t want to get screwed!

Joke #2

How many mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes him a while to figure out how to do it.

Joke #3

Q: Why did the mechanic break up with his girlfriend?

A: Because she was driving him crazy!

Joke #4

Why did the mechanic wear sunglasses to work?

To keep from being blinded by the flashing lights of the police cars!

Joke #5

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side of the car!

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