Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny mechanic jokes. These jokes are sure to get you chuckling and brighten up your day.
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Joke #1
Why did the mechanic always wear protection while working?
Because he didn’t want to get screwed!
Joke #2
How many mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes him a while to figure out how to do it.
Joke #3
Q: Why did the mechanic break up with his girlfriend?
A: Because she was driving him crazy!
Joke #4
Why did the mechanic wear sunglasses to work?
To keep from being blinded by the flashing lights of the police cars!
Joke #5
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the car!
