Funny McDonald’s Jokes You Won’t Believe

We’ve all heard the classic McDonald’s jokes, but we bet you haven’t heard these ones! Check out our list of the funniest McDonald’s jokes that will have you laughing out loud.

Checkout this video:

The Drive-Thru Joke

A woman went up to the counter at McDonald’s and

asked for a hamburger and fries. The cashier said, “I’m sorry,

ma’am, but we’re out of burgers.” The woman was irate and demanded to see

the manager. When the manager came out, the woman started berating him,

saying that it was unacceptable for McDonald’s to run out of burgers. She

went on and on until the manager finally had enough. He pointed to a sign

over the drive-thru and said, “Ma’am, that sign says ‘No Cars in Drive-Thru.’ So I’m going to have to ask you to leave.”

The Play Place Joke

When I was younger, my parents used to take me to McDonald’s and let me play in the Play Place while they ate. I always felt bad for the kids who had to eat their meals in there.

The McFlurry Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side of the McFlurry machine!

The Chicken McNugget Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side of the McNugget!

The Happy Meal Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the McDonald’s Happy Meal!

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