Funny Mars Jokes to Make You Smile

Looking for some funny Mars jokes? We’ve got you covered! Check out our collection of jokes about the red planet that are sure to make you smile.

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Jokes about Mars

Here are some funny jokes about Mars that will make you smile. These are some of the best Mars jokes that we could find. If you know any other good ones, be sure to let us know in the comments!

Jokes about the red planet

What do aliens on Mars sing to themselves?
-A: “I just called to Mars, and I’m feeling so much better!”

Why didn’t the chicken cross the road on Mars?
-A: Because there are no roads on Mars!

Why are Martians always so tired?
-A: They have to walk around in all that red sand all day!

Jokes about Mars bars

Do you like jokes about Mars bars? Then you’ll love these funny Mars jokes!

Why did the Martian step on the chocolate bar?

To get to the other side!

Why didn’t the Martian eat the candy bar?

Because it was too sweet!

Why did the Martian cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Jokes about Marsupials

I’m not sure if you know this, but a marsupial is a mammal that typically has a pouch in which it carries its young. Some examples of marsupials are koalas, kangaroos, and opossums. Anyway, enough about that. Here are some hilarious marsupial jokes to make you smile.

Jokes about kangaroos

Why did the kangaroo cross the road?

To get to the other side!

How does a kangaroo keep her baby safe?

In her pouch!

What do you call a baby kangaroo?

A joey!

Jokes about koalas

What do you call a lazy koala?
A pouch potato!

What does a baby koala have for breakfast?
A Spoonful of eucalyptus!

Why do koalas taste like eucalyptus?
Because they are!

How are baby koalas born?
Full of fluff!

Jokes about Marshawn Lynch

Jokes about the NFL player

Why did Marshawn Lynch cross the road?
To get to the other touchdown!

What’s Marshawn Lynch’s favorite drink?

How does Marshawn Lynch like his steak?
With Beast Mode sauce!

Jokes about his love of Skittles

Why does Marshawn Lynch love Skittles?

Because they taste like victory!

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