Funny Marine Crayon Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Looking for a good laugh? Check out these funny Marine Crayon jokes that are sure to make you chuckle.

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Joke #1

Q: What did the ocean say to the Marine Crayon?

A: Nothing, it just waved!

Joke #2

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Joke #3

Q: What do you call a Marine with a crayon up his nose?

A: “Colonel Nose!”

Joke #4

Q: Why did the Marine cross the road?

A: To get to the other side!

Joke #5

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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