Funny March Madness Jokes to Get You Through the Tournament

The best funny March Madness jokes to get you through the tournament. These jokes will have you laughing all the way to the Final Four!

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Jokes about the teams

What do you call a sleeping Bulldog?

A bulldog that has been drugged.

What do you call a Gonzaga Bulldog with a broken leg?

A lame duck!

What did Kentucky do when they found out they were in the NCAA tournament?

They celebrated like it was 1801!

Jokes about the players

What do you call a player who misses six shots in a row?

A player who misses six shots in a row is called “trash.”

Jokes about the coaches

What do you call a coach who’s always yelling at the refs?
-A pain in the neck!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the other side of the court!

How does a basketball coach keep his players motivated?
-By giving them plenty of guideline!

Why did the coach leave his job at the gym?
-Because he just couldn’t hack it!

Why was the basketball coach upset with his team’s performance?
-Because they were shooting too many air balls!

Jokes about the fans

What do you call a sports fan who only watches one sport?
A narrowcaster.

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