The best funny March Madness jokes to get you through the tournament. These jokes will have you laughing all the way to the Final Four!
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Jokes about the teams
What do you call a sleeping Bulldog?
A bulldog that has been drugged.
What do you call a Gonzaga Bulldog with a broken leg?
A lame duck!
What did Kentucky do when they found out they were in the NCAA tournament?
They celebrated like it was 1801!
Jokes about the players
What do you call a player who misses six shots in a row?
A player who misses six shots in a row is called “trash.”
Jokes about the coaches
What do you call a coach who’s always yelling at the refs?
-A pain in the neck!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the other side of the court!
How does a basketball coach keep his players motivated?
-By giving them plenty of guideline!
Why did the coach leave his job at the gym?
-Because he just couldn’t hack it!
Why was the basketball coach upset with his team’s performance?
-Because they were shooting too many air balls!
Jokes about the fans
What do you call a sports fan who only watches one sport?