Find a collection of funny jokes for kids to celebrate the month of March. Jokes about leprechauns, rainbows, and green will have them laughing out loud.
Checkout this video:
Table of Contents
Introduction
Here are some really funny jokes for kids to celebrate March. If you know a kid who loves to laugh, then these are the jokes for them!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
The Best Jokes for Kids
Knock-Knock Jokes
Here are some hilarious knock-knock jokes for kids to celebrate March!
-Knock, knock
-Who’s there?
-Wanda
-Wanda who?
-Wanda you know how to party or what?
-Knock, knock
-Who’s there?
-Tabby
-Tabby who?
No one knows, that’s why it’s called a Tabby!
Animal Jokes
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To get to the other side.
Why did the duck go to jail?
Because he was a dirty bird.
Why did the mosquito go to the bee meeting?
Because he wanted to learn how to spell “suck”!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Riddles
Q: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
A: It was two tired!
Q. What has a heart that doesn’t beat?
A. An artichoke!
Q. Why did the chicken go to the seance?
A. To get to the other side!
Q. How do you make a tissue dance?
A. You put a little boogie in it!
Conclusion
Here are some of our favorite jokes for kids to celebrate March!
Q: What does a leprechaun use to fix his shoes?
A: A Shamrock!
Q: How do you catch a Leprechaun?
A: You build a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow and wait for him to come and get it!
Q: What does a shamrock say when you step on him?
A: “Ouch!”
