Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny makeup jokes that are sure to make you chuckle. From jokes about foundation to mascara, we’ve got all your beauty-related bases covered.
Checkout this video:
Table of Contents
Short and Sweet
Jokes about makeup are always funny. I don’t know why but they are. Here are some that I have found recently.
Jokes that are short and to the point
Why did the foundation cross the road?
To get to the other tint!
Why did the lipstick cross the road?
To get to the other color!
Why did the eye shadow cross the road?
To get to the other shade!
Funny and clever
If you’re looking for a good laugh, then you’ve come to the right place. Makeup jokes are some of the funniest around. Not only are they clever, but they’re also sure to make you laugh. So, without further ado, let’s get into the jokes.
Jokes that are funny and clever
What do you call a foundation that won’t stay on your face?
A relay station!
How do you know when your mascara is dry?
When it stops running!
Why did the lady put her lipstick in the fridge?
Because she wanted to make cold cakes!
Why did the witch wear green lipstick?
Because red would have looked terrible with her warts!
Make you laugh
If you’re looking for some funny makeup jokes, then you’ve come to the right place. We’ve compiled a list of some of the best makeup jokes that will make you laugh. Whether you’re a makeup artist or just someone who loves makeup, these jokes are sure to make you laugh.
Jokes that make you laugh
Why did the foundation cross the road?
To get to the other powder puff!
Why did the powder puff cross the road?
To get to the other foundation!
How do you make a lipstick?
You take a lip and you put a stick on it!
