Funny Maintenance Jokes to Brighten Your Day

Looking for a little comic relief during your next maintenance break? Check out our collection of funny maintenance jokes to brighten your day!

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Joke #1

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

To talk to the other side.

Why did the gym close down?

It just didn’t work out!

How do you throw a space party?

You planet!

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Because they are easy to see through.

Joke #2

Q: Why did the maintenance worker cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!

Joke #3

Q:What does a mechanic use for contraception?
A: his warranty

Joke #4

How many maintenance workers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes him four hours because he has to fill out a 17 form first.

Joke #5

Why did the maintenance worker cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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