Laugh your way through these funny magnet jokes. You’ll love these clever puns and one-liners.
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Jokes about magnets
What do you call a baby magnet? A little attractor!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the other side!
Jokes about being attracted to magnets
Why did the magnet break up with the fridge?
Because she was sick of being attracted to all the metal objects in the house!
Why did the two magnets get married?
Because they were attracted to each other!
What do you call a magnet that falls in love with a refrigerator?
Jokes about being repelled by magnets
Why did the magnet break up with the iron?
Because they just didn’t attract anymore.
Why are some magnets unattractive?
Because they have a negative charge.
Why did the two magnets get divorced?
Because they were constantly arguing over who was right and who was north.
Jokes about north and south poles
Where does Santa go when he wants to relax? The North Pole!
Why did the south pole go to the doctor?Because it was feeling a little north!
Why is the north pole so cool?Because it has all the snow!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?An abdominal snowman!
Jokes about magnetic fields
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the magnetic field!
What do you call a magnet that’s depressed?
A blue Meanie!
What’s a magnet’s favorite game?
Hide and seek!