Funny Mac Jokes to Make You Laugh

Looking for some funny Mac jokes? We’ve got you covered. Check out our collection of jokes about all things Apple. From the latest products to the company’s history, we’ve got plenty of material to make you laugh.

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Jokes about Macs

Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.

Q: How does a rabbi make coffee?
A: Hebrews it!

Q: How do you throw a space party?
A: You planet!

Q. Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A. Because they are easy to see through.

Q. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A. Because they make up everything!

Jokes about Mac Users

Are you a Mac user? Do you like joking around with your PC-using friends? If so, then check out these funny Mac jokes. They’re sure to get a laugh out of even the most die-hard PC user.

1. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side … of the Windows screen!
2. How many Mac users does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they’d rather just complain that the room is too dark.
3. What’s the difference between a Mac and a cult? With a cult, you can opt out at any time.
4. How do you confuse a Mac user? Put him in front of a Windows machine and ask him to find something.
5. How many Mac users does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but he’ll need help from 99 other people to figure out how to do it.

Jokes about Apple

Q: What do you give a sick apple?

A: A doctor.

Q: What do you call an Apple with a virus?

A: An App-ple.

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