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Jokes
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was…two tired!Why did the gym close down?It just didn’t work out!Why did the duck cross the road?To get to the other side!Why did the chicken go to the seance?To get to the other side!Why did the mosquito go to the bank?To get to the other side!Why did the banana go to the doctor?Because he wasn’t peeling well!
Short jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Long jokes
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
Puns
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was…two tired! Get it? Because it has two tires. I know, I know, it’s a real knee-slapper. But seriously, if you’re looking for a good laugh, check out our list of funny jokes about lungs.
Short puns
Q: What do you call a lung with a cold?
A: A sick lung!
Q: What’s the best way to prevent lung cancer?
A: Don’t smoke!
Long puns
What do you call a sick lung?
A pulmonary infection!
Why did the lung cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why are lungs like prunes?
Because they’re full of air!
Riddles
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
Short riddles
Q: Why did the chicken go to the seance?
A: To get to the other side
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything
Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Q: Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out!
Long riddles
What has a heart that doesn’t beat?
An artichoke.
What’s at the end of the rainbow?
W.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
