Check out our latest collection of funny lumber jokes to make your day. If you’re looking for a good laugh, look no further than these hilarious jokes about lumberjacks, wood, and trees.
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Jokes
Why did the lumberjack cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the lumberjack go out into the woods?
To chop down some trees!
Why did the lumberjack quit his job?
He was sick of the sawdust!
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-Why did the lumberjack cross the road?
-To get to the other timber!
-Why did the lumberjack go into the woods?
-To chop down some trees!
-Why does a lumberjack like his job?
-Because it’s a cut above the rest!
Funniest Lumber Jokes
Q: Why did the lumberjack quit his job?
A: He was tired of living in a log cabin!
Q: What do you call a lumberjack who only works on weekends?
A: A part-time Woody!
Q. How can you tell if a lumberjack is married?
A. He wears a sawdust ring!
Q. What do you get if you cross a lumberjack with a detective?
A. Sherlock Logs!
Clean Lumber Jokes
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Why did the lumberjack go out with the tree? Because he liked her bark!
What do you call a lumberjack who doesn’t work? A woodcutter!
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand? A palm tree!
Why did the pine tree go out with the fir tree? Because he was attracted to her funny looks!
Why did the lumberjack only bring one chopstick to dinner? So he would have a spare!
Why was the little Fir Tree feeling lonely? All his friends were Decorated for Christmas!
How does a lumberjack count to 10? On his fingers and saws!
Corny Lumber Jokes
Q: What do you call a lumberjack who can’t find his way out of the forest?
A: Lost!
Q: What kind of tree grows in your hand?
A: A palm!
Q. How can you tell if a lumberjack is married?
A. He wears his wedding ring on his saw.
Funny Lumber Puns
Q: What kind of tree falls in the forest but doesn’t make a sound?
A: A sawdust tree!
Q: How do you throw a space party?
A: You planet!
Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
Q: Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out!
