Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny locksmith jokes. From puns to one-liners, these jokes are sure to make your day.
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Locksmith Jokes
A locksmith is a person who makes or repairs locks. Locksmiths work with all types of locks, from simple padlocks to complex electronic locks. Many locksmiths are also experts in picking locks, which is a special skill that is used to open locks that have been damaged or that have been incorrectly locked.
What do you call a locksmith who only knows how to make one type of lock?
A one-trick-pony!
What do you call a locksmith who only knows how to make two types of locks?
A limited locksmith!
How many locksmiths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many locksmiths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
All of them! Because if they don’t do it right, the whole house will be in the dark!
More Locksmith Jokes
I know a lot of people who are into locksmithing. They are always looking for new jokes to make their day. Here are some more funny locksmith jokes to make your day.
What do you call a locksmith who only knows how to make one type of lock?
A one-trick-pony locksmith!
What do you call a locksmith who only knows how to make two types of locks?
A specialist!
How many locksmiths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many locksmiths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes him a while to get the hang of it!
