If you’re looking for a laugh, check out our collection of funny liver jokes. From groan-worthy puns to clever riddles, we’ve got jokes for every sense of humor.
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Introduction
Welcome to our collection of liver jokes!
Livers are one of those organs that we don’t often think about, but they perform some vital functions in the body, such as filtering out toxins and producing bile.
And, as these jokes show, they can also be the source of a good chuckle! So enjoy these funny liver jokes and be sure to share them with your friends.
The Best Liver Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! What did the liver say to the other liver? I can’t believe we’re organs! If you’re looking for a good laugh, check out our collection of the best liver jokes.
A man walks into a bar…
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says “You’re out of luck. We’ve been closed for fifteen minutes.”
I’m not drinking until…
I’m not drinking until I’m employed.
I’m not drinking until I graduate.
I’m not drinking until I turn 21.
I’m not drinking until I’m 30.
I’m not drinking until I retire.
I’m not an alcoholic…
I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a drunk. I’m not a drug addict, I’m a junkie. I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution!
I asked my liver how much alcohol I could drink before it would start to hurt me. It said, “No idea, I’ve never felt my head.”
Why did the alcoholic cross the road? To get to the liquor store!
Why don’t alcoholics go to AA meetings anymore? Because they’re all sitting at home drinking!
I tried giving up alcohol but it was too hard… So I decided to just drink less… Now I only drink on days that end in ‘Y’!
Conclusion
We hope you enjoyed our collection of funny liver jokes! If you have any other great liver jokes that we’ve missed, be sure to share them with us in the comments below. And if you’re looking for more laughs, check out our other collections of jokes, including these hilariously bad dad jokes and groan-worthy puns.
