Funny Little Johnny Jokes That are Clean

Here are some of the funniest Little Johnny jokes that are clean and appropriate for all audiences.

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Jokes About Johnny’s Family

1.Why did Johnny’s dad cross the road?
To get to the other side!

2.Why did Johnny’s mom cross the road?
To get to Johnny’s dad!

3.Why did Johnny’s grandma cross the road?
Because she wasn’t looking where she was going!

4.Why did Johnny’s grandpa cross the road?
To go to the bathroom!

5.Why did Johnny’s sister cross the road?
To get to her friend’s house!

Jokes About Johnny’s School Life

Jokes about Johnny’s school life

Johnny was sitting in class one day when the teacher asked the students to list the places they would like to visit.

“I would like to visit the moon,” said one student.

“I would like to visit mars,” said another.

When it was Johnny’s turn, he said, “I would like to visit the principal’s office.”

The teacher was taken aback and asked Johnny why he wanted to visit the principal’s office.

Johnny replied, “I’m missing three days of school and I’d like to know where it is.”

Jokes About Johnny’s Friends

What’s the difference between Johnny’s friends and a pack of wolves?

One is a bunch of wild animals that will rip you apart if you’re not careful. The other is a bunch of friends that Johnny has.

Jokes About Johnny’s Hobbies

Funny Little Johnny Jokes That are Clean – Jokes About Johnny’s Hobbies:

-Why did Johnny put his stamp collection in the oven?

He wanted to make sure his stamps were hot before he sold them!

-Why did Johnny put his baseball cards in the blender?

He wanted to make some player cards!

-Why did Johnny try to catch bees?

Because he wanted to make honey jokes!

Jokes About Johnny’s Pets

One day, Johnny’s teacher asked the class what their favorite animal was. Johnny raised his hand and said, “I like turtles.” The teacher said, “That’s nice, but why do you like turtles?” Johnny replied, “Because they’re funny.”

Another day, the teacher asked the class what their favorite food was. Johnny raised his hand and said, “I like pizza.” The teacher said, “That’s nice, but why do you like pizza?” Johnny replied, “Because it’s tasty.”

one day, the teacher asked the class what their favorite color was. Johnny raised his hand and said,” I like green.” The teacher said,” That’s nice, but why do you like green?” Johnny replied,” Because it’s pretty.”

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