A collection of the funniest Linus Torvalds jokes about Linux. If you don’t know who Linus Torvalds is, he’s the creator of the Linux kernel.
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Linus Torvalds is the creator of the Linux kernel
Linus Torvalds is the creator of the Linux kernel, which is the basis for most distributions of Linux. He is also the main author of the book “The Design of the Unix Operating System”.
Torvalds was born in Helsinki, Finland on December 28, 1969. He grew up in Espoo, Finland and went to high school at Helsinki University of Technology. He received his B.Sc. from the University of Helsinki in computer science in 1997. In 2003, he received an honorary doctorate from Athens University of Economics and Business.
Torvalds began working on the Linux kernel in 1991 and released it as free software in 1992. In 1994, he founded the company Transmeta Corporation, which developed and sold low-power x86 processors for use in mobile devices. He left Transmeta in 2003 to work full-time on Linux at the OSDL (now The Linux Foundation).
Torvalds is married to Tove Monni, a Finnish politician and former television journalist. They have four children: two sons named Alva (born 2003) and Eric (born 2005), and two daughters named Ava (born 2007) and Olivia (born 2009).
He is also known for his sense of humor
Linus Torvalds is the creator of the Linux kernel, which is the foundation of the popular open source operating system. He is also known for his sense of humor.
Here are some funny Linus Torvalds jokes about Linux:
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the kernel panic!
-Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side of System V!
-Why did the spider cross the road? To get to the other side of GNOME!
Here are some of his funniest jokes about Linux
Linus Torvalds is the creator of the Linux kernel, and one of the most respected figures in the free and open source software community. He’s also known for his acerbic wit, and over the years he’s made some hilarious jokes about Linux.
Here are some of his funniest jokes about Linux:
“Linux is only free if your time has no value.”
“Don’t ‘just use Windows’ – that’s like saying ‘if you can’t take a decent crap, just keep eating until you explode.'”
“Linux is not about freedom from Microsoft. It is about freedom.”
“Microsoft isn’t evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.”
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What did Linus Torvalds say when he saw a penguin in a bikini?
“Very cute, but not very practical.”
