Funny Linus Torvalds Jokes About Celebrations and Anniversaries

It’s that time of year again! April 1st is upon us, and that means it’s time for another round of Funny Linus Torvalds Jokes About Celebrations and Anniversaries. As always, Linus doesn’t disappoint with his hilariously dry sense of humor.

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Joke #1

“Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!”

-Linus Torvalds

Joke #2

“So, how do you like your new car?”

“It’s OK, but it’s not as good as my old one.”

Joke #3

Linus Torvalds: “I’m all for celebrations and anniversaries. In fact, I’m planning on celebrating my 10th anniversary of being married by getting divorced.”

Joke #4

“I’m not really big on anniversaries, but I guess the 10th anniversary of Linux is a pretty big deal. But really, it’s just an excuse for a party.”

“So what are we going to do to celebrate? I was thinking maybe we could all get together and…”

“Oh, right. The whole world is invited. Well, that makes things a lot easier.”

Joke #5

“To all the people who celebrate anniversaries: happy anniversary!

And to everyone else: have a nice day!”

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