A collection of the funniest Linus jokes about Linux. If you are a fan of Linus Torvalds and/or the Linux operating system, you will enjoy these jokes.
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Jokes about the name “Linux”
“Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other server.” — Linus Torvalds
“Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other file system.” — Linus Torvalds
“Why did the cat cross the road? So it could write a device driver.” — Linus Torvalds
Jokes about the penguin mascot
Q: How does a penguin build a web server?
A: With c-c-c-cgi!
Q: How do you catch a cheetah?
A: You tie him to a post and wait for Linus to show up!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the Linux user group meeting!
Jokes about open source software
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That’s what the ‘change light bulb’ button is for.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side… of Windows!
What do you call a Linux user with a Windows machine?
A double agent.
Jokes about the user interface
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the user interface.
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the user interface.
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side of the user interface.
Jokes about Linux users
Linux users are a very passionate and loyal group of people, who are very protective of their operating system. While this can be a good thing, it also means that they can be a bit defensive when it comes to jokes about Linux.
Here are some funny jokes about Linux users that will make you chuckle:
“Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side… of Windows!”
“Why does Linus Torvalds always wear a penguin suit? Because he can’t get the bloodstains out of his Tuxedo!”
“How many Linux users does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just all sit in the dark and complain that Windows is better.”
