Funny Lifeguard Jokes to Make Your Day

Looking for a laugh? Check out our selection of funny lifeguard jokes. They’re sure to make your day – and might even save your life!

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Joke #1

Why did the lifeguard go to j-school?

To learn about the lifesaving power of laughter!

Joke #2

How many lifeguards does it take to rescue a drowning victim?

One, if he’s properly trained.

Joke #3

Why did the lifeguard kick the beach ball into the ocean?

To rescue it!

Joke #4

Q: Why did the lifeguard kick the beach ball into the ocean?

A: Because he wanted to play with his food!

Joke #5

Why did the lifeguard keep swimming laps?
To stay fit for duty!

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