Looking for a laugh? Check out our selection of funny lifeguard jokes. They’re sure to make your day – and might even save your life!
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Joke #1
Why did the lifeguard go to j-school?
To learn about the lifesaving power of laughter!
Joke #2
How many lifeguards does it take to rescue a drowning victim?
One, if he’s properly trained.
Joke #3
Why did the lifeguard kick the beach ball into the ocean?
To rescue it!
Joke #4
Q: Why did the lifeguard kick the beach ball into the ocean?
A: Because he wanted to play with his food!
Joke #5
Why did the lifeguard keep swimming laps?
To stay fit for duty!