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Jokes
Libraries are amazing places. They are full of knowledge, information, and most importantly, books! But sometimes, they can be a little bit boring. That’s why we’ve collected some of the funniest library jokes to get you through the day.
Library Jokes
A woman went to the library and asked for a book on how to make a pie. The librarian handed her a book and said, “This is a book on how to make a pie.”
The woman said, “No, I don’t want a book on how to make a pie. I want a book on how to make a chocolate pie.”
The librarian said, “This is a book on how to make a chocolate pie.”
The woman said, “No, I don’t want a book on how to make a chocolate pie. I want a book on how to make an apple pie.”
The librarian said, “This is a book on how to make an apple pie.”
The woman said, “No, I don’t want a book on how to make an apple pie. I want a book on how to make a cherry pie.”
The librarian said, “This is a book on how to make a cherry pie.”
The woman said, “No, I don’t want a book on how to make a cherry pie. I wanta book on pies!”
Book Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the library!
Why did the duck go to the library?
To check out a book!
Why did the mosquito go to the library?
To get a book on blood!
Why did the banana go to thelibrary?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy go tothe library?
To get some peace and quiet!
Librarian Jokes
Q. How can you tell if a librarian is angry?
A. You get a headache from trying to follow her train of thought.
Q. What’s the best way to describe a librarian’s brain?
A. Well-organized with files in alphabetical order
Q:What do you call a group of librarians?
A: A linear search
More Jokes
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on autism. The librarian says “You’re in the wrong place, this is a library.” The man says “I’ll try again tomorrow.”
Library Jokes
Q. What’s the best thing to read on the toilet?
A. A good book!
Q: Why did the chicken go to the library?
A: To check out a book!
Q: Why wasn’t Cinderella allowed in the library?
A: She always returned her books late!
Q: Where do baby books go?
A: The storking section!
Book Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the library!
Why did the duck go to the library?
To check out a book!
Why did the fox go to the library?
To check out a book about chickens!
Librarian Jokes
Why did the librarian kick the stool out from under the man who was hanging himself?
She wanted to save him the embarrassment of dying in front of all those books!
