Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny jokes for liberals. From political satire to poking fun at the foibles of the left, we’ve got plenty of material to keep you entertained.
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Jokes about the president
What do you call it when the president does something stupid?
Jokes about the first lady
Why don’t liberals like the first lady?
Because she’s not a feminist!
Jokes about the vice president
What’s the difference between Joe Biden and a used car?
A used car is Sometimes worth more than a Joe Biden.
Jokes about the secretary of state
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the aisle!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the pond!
Why did the squirrel cross the road?
To get to his nutty home!
Jokes about the attorney general
What do you call the attorney general who is also a vampire?
Jokes about the chief of staff
1. Why did the chief of staff cross the road?
To get to the other side!
2. How many chief of staff does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes him a really long time to figure out how to do it.
3. When is the chief of staff not at work?
When he’s on vacation!
Jokes about the press secretary
Q: What’s the difference between a liberal and a hungry alligator?
A: One is motivated by hunger, and the other is an amphibious reptile.
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One to do it, and nine to form a support group for the light bulb because it will feel so guilty about being rich.
Jokes about the White House staff
Q: How many White House staffers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One to screw it in and three to get on Hillary’s email to tell her about the great job she’s doing!
Jokes about the Congress
Q: How many members of Congress does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It depends on whether or not they’re getting a kickback from the electric company.
Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he’ll want to spend $1 trillion to make sure it happens.
Q: How many members of the Tea Party does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but they’ll make sure the government pays for it.
Jokes about the Supreme Court
The Supreme Court is the highest court in the United States, and it is often the final arbiter on important issues like abortion, affirmative action, and same-sex marriage. But it can also be a source of humor for liberals. Here are some of our favorite jokes about the Supreme Court.
“What’s the difference between the Supreme Court and a group of elementary school children? The Supreme Court has nine justices and the elementary school children have ten.”
“Why did Justice Ginsburg retire? To spend more time with her family.”
“Why did Justice Scalia retire? To spend more time with his family.”
“What’s the difference between a liberal and a conservative? A liberal believes that the government should help those in need, while a conservative believes that if you don’t work, you shouldn’t eat.”