The Best Funny Lettuce Jokes

Lettuce is a vegetable that is often the butt of jokes, but did you know that it can actually be quite funny? Check out our roundup of the best funny lettuce jokes to brighten your day.

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Lettuce Jokes

Lettuce could be the most boring vegetable out there, but that doesn’t mean it can’t be funny. These are the best funny lettuce jokes that will have you laughing in no time.

Why did the lettuce cross the road?

Why did the lettuce cross the road?

To get to the other salad!

What do you call a head of lettuce that’s been in the sun too long?

A sunburnt head of lettuce!

Why did the lettuce go out with the tomato?

Why did the lettuce go out with the tomato?

Because they were a perfect match!

How do you catch a runaway lettuce?

With a salad net!

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Lettuce is a great source of Vitamin A and Vitamin K. It is also a good source of folate. Lettuce is low in calories and fat.

Why did the lettuce blush?

Why did the lettuce blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!

What do you call a head of lettuce that’s been in the sun too long?

A sunburnt head of lettuce!

How do you catch a runaway lettuce?

With a head start!

What do you get when you cross a lettuce with a snake?

A salad that hisses!

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