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Jokes about being a lesbian
Are you looking for some hilarious lesbian jokes? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Here are some of our favorite jokes about being a lesbian.
-Why did the lesbian break up with her girlfriend? Because she was tired of eating out all the time!
-How do you know if a lesbian is mad at you? She gives you the silent treatment!
-How does a lesbian know she’s really in love? She starts planning their future together!
Jokes about lesbian sex
Why did the lesbian cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders!
What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
A cat lady!
Jokes about lesbian stereotypes
What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
A CLAW machine!
How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
She kicks your ass and takes your lunch money.
How can you tell if a lesbian is femme?
She kicks your ass and then makes you dinner.
Jokes about coming out as a lesbian
“So, I’ve been thinking about coming out as a lesbian. I’m just not sure if I’m ready yet.”
“Good for you! It’s a big decision, but ultimately, you’ll know when the time is right.”
“I know. I just don’t want to rush into anything.”
Jokes about being in a relationship with a lesbian
Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
A: A claw machine!
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch or femme?
A: Butch lesbians wear Birkenstocks, and femme lesbians wear Manolo Blahniks.
Q: How do you know if a lesbian is butch or femme?
A: If she’s butch, she’ll have a short haircut and wear plaid. If she’s femme, she’ll have long hair and wear pink.
