Funny Lent Jokes to Get You Through the Season

Looking for a little bit of light relief during Lent? Check out our selection of funny Lent jokes to help you get through the season!

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Intro

Are you looking for some funny Lent jokes to help you get through the season? We’ve got you covered! Check out our selection of jokes below.

Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: An abdominal snowman!

Q: How do you throw a space party?
A: You planet!

Q. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A. Because they make up everything!

Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.

Jokes

So it’s that time of year again when Christians around the world give up something for Lent. If you’re looking for a bit of light relief during this period, then why not check out our selection of funny Lent jokes?

Funny Lent Jokes

In need of a laugh? Check out these funny Lent jokes to help get you through the season.

Q: What do you call a rabbit who gives up chocolate for Lent?
A: A quitter!

Q: What do you call a snowman on Ash Wednesday?
A: A puddle!

Q: What do you call a duck who gives up chocolate for Lent?
A: A quitter!

Q: Why did the chicken give up Lent?
A: Because he was already giving up meat!

Funny Ash Wednesday Jokes

Are you giving up jokes for Lent? If so, here are a few to help you get through the season!

Why did the chicken cross the road on Ash Wednesday?
To get to the other station.

Why did the rabbit cross the road on Ash Wednesday?
To get to the other side of Lent.

What do you call a snowman on Ash Wednesday?
A puddle.

Funny Palm Sunday Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road on Palm Sunday?

To get to the other side of the parade!

Why did the duck go to church on Palm Sunday?

To say quack prayers!

Why did the dog go to church on Palm Sunday?

To bark prayers!

Conclusion

Whether you’re trying to give up something for Lent or just looking for a good laugh, we hope these funny Lent jokes help you get through the season.

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