This is a blog dedicated to funny lemon jokes. If you are looking for a laugh, this is the place for you.
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Table of Contents
Joke #1
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Joke #2
I asked my friend if she wanted a frozen lemonade and she said “no thanks, I don’t like them.” I replied, “Well, I guess you’re not going to like this either then.”
Joke #3
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Joke #4
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Joke #5
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice!
Joke #6
Q: Why did the lemon go out with a prune?
A: Because he couldn’t find a date!
Joke #7
What did the lemon say to the orange?
“I’m going to be juiced.”
Joke #8
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Joke #9
Why did the lemon cross the road?
To get to the other sour!
Joke #10
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
