Funny Lawn Mowing Jokes that Will Make You Smile

Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny lawn mowing jokes that are sure to put a smile on your face.

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Joke #1

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!

Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!

Joke #2

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

Joke #3

Why did the lawnmower cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Joke #4

Why couldn’t the sun go to the prom?

Because it had a previous engagement!

Joke #5

Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: An abdominal snowman!

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