Laundry day doesn’t have to be a drag! Check out our collection of the funniest laundry jokes you’ve never heard. From clean laundry puns to dirty laundry jokes, we’ve got something for everyone.
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Laundry Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the laundry cross the road? Because it was time to switch to the other side!
Jokes about laundry
What do you get when you cross a washing machine and a calculator?
A laundromat!
Why was the washer upset?
Because it was in a spin cycle!
Why did the chicken go to the laundrymat?
To get cleaned!
How do you throw a space party?
You planet!
Why did the gym close down?
It just didn’t work out!
Jokes about doing laundry
Why is it that no matter what color your shirt is when you wash it, it always turns white?
How many laundry detergent commercials are there? Only one, Tide turns everything white.
I just bought some new socks. They’re red, southwest style with fringe. I’m going to wear them with my sandals and show them off at the laundromat.
A woman walks into a store and asks the clerk for a box of detergent. The clerk asks her what kind she wants. The woman replies, “It doesn’t matter, I’ll just use whatever you have in the back.”
I asked my wife if she’d like me to do the laundry for her. She said, “No, that’s okay, I’ll just throw it all in the washing machine and see what happens.”
Jokes about laundry day
What’s the best way to describe a wet, dirty laundry basket?
A load of wet clothes waiting to be washed!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the laundry room!
Why did the little boy put holes in his socks?
To let the air out!
Why is doing laundry like walking in a forest?
Because you always find socks that have been lost!
More Laundry Jokes
These laundry jokes are so clean, you can wash your mouth out with soap after reading them! Why did the chicken go to the seance? To have his tarot plucked! If you don’t believe that joke was funny, you must be dirty-minded!
Jokes about laundry
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other dryer.
What’s the best way to describe laundry?
A never-ending cycle.
Why did the laundryman quit his job?
Because it was too much of a washing machine.
What do you call a pile of dirty laundry?
A stain.
Jokes about doing laundry
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the laundry basket!
Why did the frog cross the road?
To get to the other side of the laundry room!
What’s a zombie’s favorite type of laundry detergent?
Ghoul ‘n’ bears!
Why did the mosquito go to the laundry mat?
To get a little additional blood!
Jokes about laundry day
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the laundry basket!
Why is laundry such a pain?
Because it’s always wrinkles!
Why did the cotton ball go to the laundry mat?
To getCottoned on!
Why should you never iron a four-leaf clover?
You don’t want to press your luck!
How do you throw a space party?
You planet!
