Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of Funny Latinos Jokes. From clean jokes to hilarious one-liners, we’ve got you covered.
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Jokes
These are some funny Latino jokes. If you are Latino, then you will probably find these jokes funny. If you are not Latino, then you might not find these jokes funny.
Short jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed.
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Long jokes
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
-Snowballs.
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
-No idea.
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes and no legs?
-Still no idea.
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes, no legs, and no antlers?
-I have absolutely no idea.
Puns
I’m sorry, I don’t speak Latino.
Short puns
Here are some short puns to get you smile in no time.
-Q: Why don’t crabs share?
A: Because they’re shellfish!
-Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: An abdominal snowman!
-Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
-Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
Long puns
What do you call a long time ago? A pun Merlin!
Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.
How much does a pirate pay for his peg leg? A buccaneer!
Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.
One-liners
Here are some funny Latino jokes. If you know any other good ones, feel free to share them in the comments!
Short one-liners
Q. Why don’t Latinas date white guys?
A. Because they don’t like getting their food cooked for them.
Q. What do you call a Mexican with a rubix cube?
A. Lost
Long one-liners
Q. Why don’t Latinas cross the road?
A. Because they’re afraid of getting hit by a carne asada!
Q. What do you call a Latina who’s not fertile?
A. A tourist!
Q: What’s the difference between a Latina and a donkey?
A: A donkey is more intelligent!
