From light-hearted puns to quirky one-liners, we’ve gathered together a list of funny landscape jokes to make you smile.
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Joke #1
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Joke #2
Q:What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A:An abdominal snowman!
Joke #3
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Joke #4
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Joke #5
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Joke #6
Q: How does a rabbi make coffee?
A: Hebrews it!
Joke #7
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Joke #8
Q: How many landscape architects does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he or she will want to extensively study the site and consult with colleagues before writing a detailed proposal.
Joke #9
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was…two tired!
Joke #10
Q: Why did the landscape painter show up to work late?
A: He wanted to add a few finishing touches!
