Funny Lamp Jokes to Brighten Your Day

Looking for a little light-hearted fun? Check out our collection of funny lamp jokes! Guaranteed to brighten your day!

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Joke #1

Q: How many leaded lamps does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it takes a lot of mental effort!

Joke #2

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

Joke #3

Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, it’s a hardware problem!

Joke #4

Q: Why did the lamp go to the doctor?

A: It was feeling rusty!

Joke #5

Q: How many lamps does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one, but it takes a lamp repairman to do it.

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